February 2012
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ycyk:
When I was young I’d ask why my knees ached at nights. ‘Growing pains’ she petted.
Now I’m too grown to ask why my chest aches.
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“Daddy interrogates daughter to get a confession on who is her favorite parent.”
F. Scott Fitzgerald's list of things to worry... →
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tumblr userbase: hey could you like maybe fix tracked tags so they actually work
tumblr staff: we have listened to your concerns, and have redesigned the dashboard. we hope this helps
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.