Refresh. Ask. My Face.
Alexa. 22. Questionable human being.



mrsmiawallaces:

This Vine gives me life.

milkfangs:

ovarian cysts are the absolute worst

waiting for an hour for the doctor to show up and look at you for FIVE MINUTES, only to tell you to come back for an ultrasound three days later is ALSO the worst.

freshprinceofbeleriand:

IM HERE, IM QUEER, AND IM full of existential fear

kayliesaurusrex:

gambleorcs:

I was trying to explain to my grandma what being bisexual meant and saying that I looked at ladies butts and she was all
"You’re not GAY everyone checks out ladies rear ends" and my sister was like "I have never wanted to look at a ladies butt"
Later my grandma called me and was like “I THINK I MIGHT BE A LITTLE GAY”

BEST GRANDMA STORY

ovarian cysts are the absolute worst

The Universe loves you. Mostly.

evilsupplyco:

The Universe loves you. Mostly. There is one galaxy, impossibly far away, that thinks you are terrible.

Don’t fret. It’s an asshole galaxy. No one ever listens to it, and soon, it will be sucked into a black hole.

I don’t know what I am, but it claws and clutches at me as if I am worth reaching.

Richard Krause, from Epigrams  (via karengillan)

dear restaurant goers,

please dont be dicks to the waitstaff.
that is all.